. You can read about and download that one RIGHT HERE. Both films were created by myself, Joe, and my friend Colin on Microsoft's now defunct Microsoft 3D Movie Maker, effectively making them unviewable to almost everyone except losers at their most base form. On the plus side, this keeps our budget down to a more than reasonable figure.
What is it about?
The last one was about finding a pendant. This one is about destroying the same pendant. This concept was not stolen from any overrated movie trilogy based on a boring series of books.
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
We made the first one for our friend who left our shitty school before the second semester of sophomore year. The really brilliant part is that he is one of the people we know/knew who still hasn't seen it! And yet we still make a second one?! BRILLIANT! At any rate, we know for a fact that at least three people are looking forward to the sequel or are at least humoring us.
Is there gonna be a trailer?
What, you think that link that says "trailer" on it is up there for jokes? In fact, there's TWO DIFFERENT TRAILERS. If it is really that hard for you here is a DIRECT LINK TO THE FIRST TRAILER and DIRECT LINK TO THE SECOND ONE AS WELL
What sort of wonderful things can I expect from this sequel?
Well, for one, it has the best movie title pretty much ever. Other than that:
The action is RAMPED UP and the dialogue is CUT DOWN.
The dialogue has been VOICE-RECORDED, uh, perfectly, yes.
The quality of the SPECIAL FX!!! is, in general, a step up from what it was in the last movie, easily rivaling the effects in most porno films.
Other than that, you can pretty much expect all the same jokes from the last one to be reused. Assuming you even saw the last one but you didn't. Be honest, you aren't even reading this right now, are you?
Is all the dialogue text-based like in the last movie?
The last movie was all text and you pretty much had to read everything because, generally speaking, that's how text works. This one has the text AS WELL AS PEOPLE TALKING THE TEXT. As a result, most of the time, you can sort of kind of make it out. It's great!
I watched the last one with my grandson and he began stabbing me wih his swiss army knife halfway through. Can I expect a similar effect from this new film?
Well, the last film was quite subversive containing many curses and the word "fag" a record MANY times. There's far less cursing in this one and it's a lot less fagalicious and yet I would say there are a few scenes that make it considerably more offensive than the first film. The scenes in question are quite genuinely unsettling and completely clash with the tone (it has a tone?) of the rest of the film. I'm honestly truly ashamed of them now that I look back and can't imagine what sort of horrible place I was in when I decided to animate those scenes. I can't help you with your grandson.
How long is it going to be?
It is like 51 minutes long, effectively kicking the previous film's 50 minutes RIGHT IN THE SCROT (by a whole damn minute).
When will the movie actually be up?
We're in the final stages now so...probably in like a year...no, no, less than that, I'd imagine. Just listen to some music in the meantime.
Do you have to be high on marijuana to actually enjoy this?
The last movie was created almost entirely under the influence of that drug but only about 60% of this one was, so, yes.
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