ALL ABOUT
THE MOVIE

This FAQ (of Q's that have never actually been A'd) is split into two sections. General Information is, SURPRISE!!!, general information about the film and its creators. Stuff that Might Confuse You is about more specific things regarding the actual content of the film.

General Information

What the hell is it?
2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis is the sequel to 2003's absurdly popular hit, The Enchanted Nemesis. You can read about and download that one RIGHT HERE. Both films were created by myself, Joe, and my friend Colin on Microsoft's now defunct Microsoft 3D Movie Maker, effectively making them unviewable to almost everyone except losers at their most base form. On the plus side, this keeps our budget down to a more than reasonable figure.

How come there's already a sequel? I never heard of the first one.
We uploaded the first one to the other site Joe runs, the not particularly popular www.listentome.net back in 2002. Unfortunately, because of the huge filesize, it was split into 8 parts and could only be watched after you downloaded all of them. Needless to say, it didn't exactly find a huge audience.

You can now download it at more reasonable sizes all in one go so go do that, okay? You'll have a ball maybe!

What is it about?
 The last one was about finding a pendant. This one is about destroying the same pendant. This concept was not stolen from any overrated movie trilogy based on a boring series of books.

WHY?
 We made the first one for our friend who left our shitty school before the second semester of sophomore year. He's one of the only people we know/knew who we haven't been able to show it to yet. Irony!!! The sequel is more just because we felt like abusing ourselves and not going outside and meeting people. On the bright side, it came out being a pretty fun, albeit still totally absurd, film to watch.

Is all the dialogue text-based like in the last movie?
 NO. The last movie was all text and you pretty much had to read everything because, generally speaking, that's how text works. This one has the text AS WELL AS PEOPLE TALKING THE TEXT. We think keeping the text there helps add to the movie's...charm? Plus, sometimes if a sound byte wasn't recorded too clearly, you can still read it. See, how thoughtful? Except when the speech doesn't exactly match up to the text, just like a badly-made kung fu film!!

What sort of wonderful things can I expect from this sequel?
 Well, for one, it has the best movie title pretty much ever. Other than that:
The action is RAMPED UP and the dialogue is CUT DOWN.
The dialogue, as mentioned, has been VOICE-RECORDED, uh, perfectly, yes.
The quality of the SPECIAL FX!!! is, in general, a step up from what it was in the last movie, easily rivaling the effects in most porno films.
Other than that it seriously is just a hell of a lot better than the first movie.

Do I need to have seen the first movie to get this one?
Well, not REALLY. It will make just a bit more sense if you do so we reccommend it. However, it works as a standalone film because it's more about the experience than the plot, man, you know? However, we've added the "Ruin EN For Me!" sections to the character pages in case you just want to get the gist of what happened in the first film because we do realize it can be a bit painful to sit through.

How long is it?
54 minutes. Which is 2 less than the first movie. But a lot more happens in this one so it's all good, bro.

Didn't I see this on www.listentome.net?
Sure you did! But we thought it deserved its own webspace. What's that you say? You feel like seeing what the original page looked like? Well, that's weird. But here you go anyway.

I want a copy of 3D Movie Maker.
Hey, good for you. Since the program is discontinued, I've actually found pages where people are offering the whole thing up for download. It's about 200 MB, I think. Just look around on that internet of yours. That's what it's there for (and for porn). You should be able to find it (and a lot of porn).

Stuff that Might Confuse You

How come randomly the dialogue isn't appropriately voiced and instead some cheesy voice going "Woah!" or "Oh no!" or something like that comes on?
Microsoft 3D Movie Maker, the program through which this movie was made, comes with a number of sample films to show you how its done. Those really cheesy voices that pop up repeatedly throughout the film are all from those sample movies which neither of us have actually taken the time to watch so we have no idea what they're about. However, the plotlines must be pretty complex because the sound bytes get pretty wacky.

Aside from the exclamations like "Woah!" and "Oh no, a rat!" some of the odder ones include a man saying "Each totem on the pole is a symbolic representation of one family" and some crazy guy saying "What do you want to be, Mongo? I can transform you into anything, as long as the spell is in my book." There are actually some really great ones we haven't even used for either film, like an apparently homosexual male saying "I'll show you my best trick ever."

Since the first movie didn't have any recorded dialogue, we used those soundbytes ("Gotta get to the party before Charlie!") quite a bit. We made the second movie entirely before going back and recording the voices. We thought, in order to stay true to the original film's VIBE, that we should just leave the parts where those cheesy voices show up alone. Hey, we think it's still pretty funny, okay?

How come I can hear you guys laughing sometimes? You didn't mean to leave that in did you?
No, we did actually. We thought it was funny. We revel in busting right through the fourth wall! And maybe even the fifth and sixth!!!

This movie doesn't make any sense!
Well, maybe you should watch the first one. No, that probably won't fix it all. A lot of what goes down is supposed to be explained in the third film which may or may not actually get made (not is more likely).