First Appearance: The Enchanted Nemesis
Unique Characteristics: Magical powers which he obtains from a drug addiction.
Quote: "You suck then!"

Professorman Johnson was actually the first person to find the Jorwallis pendant but he couldn't figure out how to use it so he gave it to Cuz. He's a good role model for kids because he's probably the most selfless person in the whole series and he gets really cool powers like flying and teleportation by snorting meth.