5th May, 2008

Hey, if you go to our forum now to talk about the movie like crazy, you can use little stylized cartoon versions of all the characters from the movies as emoticons!!! How keen is that?! Keen like a dream, that's how!!!!! Here are some samples of what is to come:

   

OMG!!! You guys, it is TOTALLY Fat Minister and Buttinthole. HOW COOL??!

Oh...one more thing...

GO WATCH THE MOVIE

Cheers.


8th January, 2008

LOOKEE! Here is a brand new website! All of the content is the same! But, hey!, NEW SITE!!!

NOW GO WATCH THE MOVIE


20th November, 2007

SO HEY GUESS WHAT!!!!

AFTER ONLY ABOUT THREE YEARS OF DELAY YOU CAN NOW WATCH THE FILM 2 ENCHANTED 2 NEMESIS IN ITS ENTIRETY.

SO CLICK HERE AND GET IT DONE ALREADY

Yes, that's right, the movie is available for your viewing pleazure in a bajillion different formats. You might notice that this website looks almost exactly the same as the original film's website. This is because I STILL DON'T HAVE A REAL WEBSITE FOR THE MOVIE, which is sort of the whole reason we've been waiting this whole goddamned time, but, frankly, I've had enough of this nonsense. So just watch the movie already and you'd better enjoy yourself or I'll punch you in the head.

One day, a better version of this website may surface, but let's not hold our breaths, yeah?

See ya around, then.


7th August, 2007

BIG FUCKING NEWS!!

CLICK HERE TO WATCH THE FIRST TEN MINUTES, AND ONLY THE FIRST TEN MINUTES, OF 2 ENCHANTED 2 NEMESIS ON YOUTUBE!!!

If all goes according to plan, this should drive you thoroughly insane!!!

Once again, the WHOLE movie should be up, I pray to CHRIST, by September. ENJOY!!!

(You can also go talk about it in the forum.)


19th July, 2007

Wondering where the sequel's gone off to? No, you probably aren't. I am, though. Well, we are now shooting to have the new website and the movie up by August or September at the very latest. Can you hold us to this? Gosh, I sure hope so.

Watch some shorts in the meantime. No, not like the ones you wear. Stupid.


12th June, 2007

Hey, you guys, check this out. A little while ago we tried to make a wikipedia page for the movie. This is what it looked like.

Of course, the nerds banded together to abolish us from their VERY IMPORTANT virtual encyclopedia and we got marked for deletion almost immediately. You know what's cool about Wikipedia, though? You can edit ANY page! Really ANY PAGE YOU WANT!!! You see what I mean???

Also, and I think I seriously mean this this time, look out for the sequel to show up hopefully within a week or two. CAN'T FRIGGIN' WAIT!!!!!


31st May, 2007

OH.

MAH

GOODNEZZ.

I thought the last forum was sort of entertaining in a geocities kind of way, but apparently very few people agreed with me because we only had three members and two of them made the movie. So, yes, now we have a BRAND NEW FORUM!!!!!!!!

It's hosted on my other website, Listen to Me and, unlike some less open-minded websites out there, I have no problem with the two groups mixing. Or, if you'd rather, you can just stick to one forum and try to pretend like the people in the other sections don't exist. But it's easier for them to pretend you don't exist, honestly. Because, well, you don't, do you? Hello? Is anybody there??? Thought not.


23rd April, 2007

For you I have now added a SHORTS PAGE!!!!! wherein you can watch short (unrelated to The Enchanted Nemesis) movies that we've made. Right now, all of these are things by me, Joe, but there's some other old crap kicking around here that I'll try to get up on the site at some point in the future.

STAY LOONEY TUNED!!!! WOAHHHHHOOOHHHH!!!!!!


28th December, 2005

This is not technically about the sequel but rather the original film but who cares! A cool dude going by the secret internet alias of bowser724 actually put the WHOLE FIRST ENCHANTED NEMESIS FILM ON HIS IPOD FOR IPOD VIEWING!!!! How cool is that shit?!? FUCKING COOL THAT'S HOW COOL!!! Here is a picture of the movie playing on his IPod. I would like to bestow upon bowser724 this website's greatest honor of Coolest Person Alive. If he tells people this at Dunkin' Donuts, he gets a free Dunkaccino.

Well, not really, but that'd sure be cool, huh?

As for news regarding the sequel's (STILL FORTHCOMING) release, a whole bunch of converting of the raw .avi file needs to be done and I am waiting on some website crap to get made (THAT BETTER GET MADE GODDAMMIT) and then it will be up finally maybe hopefully GOOD GOD!!! STAY TUNED STAY THE HELL TUNED!!!!


18th September, 2005

HI! I just plain didn't mention it to you guys and I feel just awful about it but the whole movie has been pretty friggin' done for like awhile now. Now it just needs to be, strangely enough, bug-tested, so to speak. The program goes all wonky when you PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!! like we have, let me tell you, so I just have to go back through and fix some things. And then it will turn into an .avi in uhhh uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well you have to promise me you're gonna watch it first anyway.

Incidentally, it is ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING TO WATCH. No, seriously. The last one was, you know, kind of...not fun all the time. This one is actually watchable. I mean you still have to be kind of crazy but that's a prerequisite for the internet, I thought. Anyway, uh, blah blah blah and stuff. Later.


22nd August, 2005

WOOP! The movie is basically done. REJOICE!!! We've even managed to go through and record dialogue for all of it (the last movie was text-based, by the way), upping the crrrraziness level by 80% at least!!

We need to slap some credits on it and record the lines for two more characters and then this shit is BAKED, NIGGA. Of course, converting it to an .avi is a trial in itself, so you still won't see it for quite awhile. I KNOW, I KNOW, I AM SORRY, GUYS.

Also, I guess I'll do a trailer...you know, pretty soon. LATEZ!!!


1st May, 2005

This page is up! We don't have much to show you at the moment but you can be sure, 2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis is in development! HARDCORE DEVELOPMENT!

We only have two pages here right now. You can check out the About Page and learn more than you could ever care to about this silly thing we made. More importantly, check out the 2E2N HYPE WAGON!!! and start helping me publicize this crap on the world wide internet. We are hoping that, unlike the first film, at least a few people will get to see this one. Additionally, it would be funny to hype this up a bunch and then disappoint and anger everyone when it's finally done. HELP US LIVE OUT DA DREAM!!

We should make a trailer soon although we're trying to get the whole damn thing done by the end of this month so maybe that's fairly pointless. Oh well! See you later!