First Appearance: The Enchanted Nemesis
Unique Characteristics: She stores things in her uterus, okay?
Quote: "You cannot escape my mysticality!"

Buttinthole goes by two different monikers just to make it more confusing. She is some sort of ancient being who lives on a crappy little planet and can only be revived by...well, there's a couple of ways to do it. She is searching for power and the Jorwallis and also love I'm pretty sure. It is often questioned why the film is titled after her.