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EXPLORER WITH FUNNY HAT

The two explorers, on a quest to find the Jorwallis Pendant, arrive in their plane that they, like, own. They land it the middle of the street next to a cafe and head off to the airport to get a connecting flight.

Unfortunately, their flight is blown up by Fat Minister and they are sent flying off into the air. They fly through the air like this for a very long time. So long, in fact, that they have time to discuss where they are going and why. They are going to Mashashizzy Temple because according to an ancient stone that Explorer with Dark Complexion spent years deciphering the inscription on, that is where the Jorwallis is.

When they land and DON'T die, they find out they are actually at MashaSHOOZY Temple. However, Explorer with Dark Complexion drops the ancient stone during the fall and it lands right side up (the inscription on it was not in any weird language, he was just reading it upside-down) and Explorer with Funny Hat reads it and finds that they ARE supposed to be at this temple after all.

Explorer with Dark Complexion gets pissed for a second that he wasted his life deciphering the inscription wrong but quickly gets over it. The two go search the temple for awhile, during which Explorer with Dark Complexion explains how he got the ancient inscription stone from his old mentor, Professorman Johnson, whom he was supposed to contact if he ever figured the stone out. He hasn't done this, though, because the Professor was really old and, he's assuming, is dead by now.

They find where the Pendant should be but instead there is only an I.O.U. from Professorman Johnson in its place. Explorer with Dark Complexion gets all mad because he the Professor had told him he couldn't figure the ancient stone and says he's gonna kill the Professor and get the Pendant from him. He remembers that the Professor's lab was based in the cafe that their plane landed next to. Yeah, that's right.

The explorers leave the temple as it is being destroyed by Buttinthole and Fat Minister, who have just arrived. Fat Minister and Buttinthole grab them and force them to say what they found in the temple. They then proceed to throw both of them into space, sending them flying for a long time again. They happen to land right in front of the cafe where a showdown is taking place between Cuz and Steven!, Fat Minister and Buttinthole, Wisegay, and Professorman Johnson.

Fat Minister and Buttinthole make off with the Pendant and Wisegay follows them so everybody else gets into the explorers' plane (which has just been sitting there since they last parked it) and Explorer with Dark Complexion pilots it into space.

A bunch of stuff happens and eventually good prevails and all that. Then the two explorers go back to the cafe with the other hero-type figures.