First Appearance: The Enchanted Nemesis
Unique Characteristics: Magical powers which he obtains from a drug addiction.
Quote: "Well, sometimes I snort crank."

Professorman Johnson was actually the first person to find the Jorwallis pendant but he couldn't figure out how to use it so he gave it to Cuz. He's a good role model for kids because he's probably the most selfless person in the whole series and he gets really cool powers like flying and teleportation by snorting meth.