This page will give you a better idea of what The Enchanted Nemesis is and how it came to be because I bet a lot of you are just like "What the fuck?" Also, if anybody asks us questions about the film in the future that we think should be answered (because it does deal with some very heavy issues) then I will put them herr. Right now, though, here is some general info.

What the hell is it?
The Enchanted Nemesis is a movie that I, Joe, and my friend, Colin, spent several sad months of our school year creating. We used a discontinued movie creation program for children, Microsoft 3D Movie Maker to do it. We did this because we are cool.

What is it about?
I dunno. Pendants? Yeah, that sounds good.

WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?
We actually made it for our friend who left our shitty school before the second semester. If you don't get some stuff in it, that's probably because it's some in-joke only we will understand. How nice of us!

Is all the dialogue text-based like in the trailer?
Yes. We did it like that because we do what we like and we eat Apple Jacks, which taste like shit. We did record some lines in it but mostly just screams and farts and stuff that we think is funny. It's not our fault you can't read.

Is the movie surrounded by that stupid theater setting like the trailer is?
No, actually! Our kind friend Seanathan made the .avi for the full film and actually went to the trouble of cropping that shit out so you don't have to deal with it at all! It looks very nice! Unless of course you watch the 3D Movie Maker version because that's how 3D Movie Maker looks all the time.

How come the trailer .avi is in a 640X480 resolution? Doesn't that increase the file size considerably?
Yes, but it's unavoidable. You can't read some of the text if it's any smaller. Oh, the benefits of text-based dialogue! Don't worry, though, the actual movie is only in 480X270, of course that doesn't really help the fact that it's still 350 MB.

How long is the full movie?
Like 50 minutes. Honestly, I'm unaware of a 3D Movie Maker film that's longer. It's possible though as there is a whole community of fat British kids that make these things like it's their job, all professional and whatnot.

Why is it so long?
We originally just started it, not knowing how long it was going to go for. We just kind of kept making more. I dunno why we did it. I apologize.

Is it good?
Haha. Yeah, sure.

Is it okay for me to watch this with my kids?
Sure, just like everything else on the internet.

Did you rip off stuff for some of the movie?
WHAT AN ODD QUESTION YOU ASK, IMAGINARY MANG! Yeah, we stole a good deal of music from several different places. Most notably though, we have lines from Rumble In The Bronx and the end of the movie uses quite a bit of Cowboy Bebop music, as well as rips off an entire scene from episode five. So! If you'd really love to see the sort of things that inspired us I would suggest watching that episode and all of Rumble In The Bronx because it is fucking hilarious. You can watch the rest of the Bebop series too, if you'd like. I would recommend it and you can tell how smart I am!!

When will the movie actually be up?
It is up! Shut up!

It appears to start out really badly...
Yeah, actually, we basically got better as we made the film so the beginning is rather funnily slow-moving. It makes us laugh! What's wrong with you?!? It genuinely does get better later on, although by the time that happens you'll probably be fed up with it.

Do you have to be high on pot to actually enjoy this?
Well, no, but it helps...actually, yeah. Yeah, you do.