OK! The movie is here in .avi form (scroll down if you want the 3D Movie Maker version for some reason)! Only problem is ITS MUY GRANDIOSE (350 MB total to be exact!) Raptor/Sean has been kind enough to offer us his disgustingly large amount of webspace for the movie BUT! you cannot download all this crapass at once! No no! Instead the movie is split into 8 files of 49.9 MB each (except for the 8th which is only 538 KB because poo).

Therefore you must do the following if you are silly enough to want to see the movie.

FIRST AND FOREMOST! You will need DivX once you have the whole thing to watch it so go to http://www.divx.com and hook that shit up!

NOW! You have to download all 8 of the files before you can watch even one iota of the film so get cracking on that shit! You can download them in any order you want, it really doesn't inflict any kind of physical pain on any of us whatsoever.

HERE THEY IS:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

When you have them all just run the first file (you will notice that its an .exe). It will put them all together and make for you a nice .avi file which you can play like pants in your Windows Media Player or whatever the fuck! You can also delete all of the .rar files now if you like, they will just be taking up your precious disk space.

PLEASE NOTE: There are SOME PROBLEMS with this .avi that are NOT fixable but for simplicity's sake I address them on the troubleshooting page. Go there now if something about the movie is not working right and it is making you super sad!

ALSO NOTE: Once you have the movie, you can share the whole goddamned thing on any filesharing program you want (we recommend re-labeling it to "SUPER HOT LESBIAN SEX XXX!!!" to fool people into downloading it) or give it to any friends of yours who have pissed you off recently. We can't copyright a motherfucker so it's all cool! We promise we won't subpoena more than 911 of you!

OK! Here is the 3D Movie Maker version of the movie, in a .zip file.

The only reason to get this is if you actually have 3D Movie Maker because it's MUCH smaller than the .avi file (the zip is only 23.1 MB, the file itself is 32.5 MB!!) and some parts actually run better.

HOWEVER! There are also some (more or less unfixable) problems with this. CHECK THE TROUBLESHOOTING PAGE, MAN!