THE ENCHANTED NEMESIS
5th May, 2008
Hey, if you go to our forum now to talk about the movies like crazy, you can use little stylized cartoon versions of all the characters from the movies as emoticons!!! How keen is that?! Keen like a dream, that's how!!!!! Here are some samples of what is to come:
 
OMG!!! You guys, it is TOTALLY Steven! and Cuz. HOW COOL??!
Cheers.
12th June, 2007
Hey, you guys, check this out. A little while ago we tried to make a wikipedia page for the movie. This is what it looked like.
Of course, the nerds banded together to abolish us from their VERY IMPORTANT virtual encyclopedia and we got marked for deletion almost immediately. You know what's cool about Wikipedia, though? You can edit ANY page! Really ANY PAGE YOU WANT!!! You see what I mean???
31st May, 2007
OH.
MAH
GOODNEZZ.
I thought the last forum was sort of entertaining in a geocities kind of way, but apparently very few people agreed with me because we only had three members and two of them made the movie. So, yes, now we have a BRAND NEW FORUM!!!!!!!!
It's hosted on my other website, Listen to Me and, unlike some less open-minded websites out there, I have no problem with the two groups mixing. Or, if you'd rather, you can just stick to one forum and try to pretend like the people in the other sections don't exist. But it's easier for them to pretend you don't exist, honestly. Because, well, you don't, do you? Hello? Is anybody there??? Thought not.
23rd April, 2007
For you I have now added a SHORTS PAGE!!!!! wherein you can watch short (unrelated to The Enchanted Nemesis) movies that we've made. Right now, all of these are things by me, Joe, but there's some other old crap kicking around here that I'll try to get up on the site at some point in the future.
STAY LOONEY TUNED!!!! WOAHHHHHOOOHHHH!!!!!!
5th April, 2007
To be totally honest with you, I have no idea why I didn't just do this in the first place, but, considering the movie is on YouTube in SEVEN FRICKIN' PARTS, it would only make sense that I collect them all on one page, no? No, I suppose that would've been too logical.
Even so, you know what I always say (or more likely you don't): there are like two billion different possible formats for you to download the movie in so do that instead of watching it YouTube-style. Look in your heart and you'll see I'm right.
16th March, 2007
Well, I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that the entire movie, THE ENCHANTED NEMESIS is now avaiable for viewing on YouTube! The bad news is it's in seven parts. Yes, it would seem the YouTube smelled me coming from an intermile away and said, "No, thank you, we won't have any of that!" And up and completely abolished the ability to have films of more than ten minutes in length up on their poopsite! INGRATES!!!!
So, anyway, that's kind of a pain in the ass, but it's not like we endorse you watching it on YouTube anyway. It's also hard to read stuff on there and we have like fifty different possible formats for you to download the movie in, so do that instead. Or be an asshole for the rest of your life if that's what you want, I don't care.
31st January, 2007
HEY GUESS WHAT?!? We have an INTENSE and INCREDIBLE FORUM now. So go on in there and start up a craaaazy party!! You can even pick from a huge selection of avatars that I basically just ripped straight from our very own webpage!! Also, make note of the horrible English some of the forum employs. Hooray for free message boards!!!
For those of you curious, and you are many in number, the movie hasn't gone up on YouTube yet simply because I have to fill out their 10+ minute application and the sons of bitches disabled it (supposedly) temporarily! They must have known I was coming. GRR ARG.
27th January, 2007
HI!!!! We've RELAUNCHED the ENCHANTED NEMESIS website with all new crap! Click on "WATCH!" to get the movie in so many possible formats (and soon on YouTube) it'll make your scrot spin!! You'll be like "Is all this even necessary?" but no one will listen.
This is all in preparation for the launch of the site for the sequel, 2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis, which is a MUCH BETTER MOVIE! So watch this one, cry a little bit, and check back from time to time for more junk and the eventual sequel unveiling (two years in the making so you know it has to be good.) CH-CH-CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!!!!!
28th December, 2005
A cool dude going by the secret internet alias of bowser724 actually put the WHOLE FIRST ENCHANTED NEMESIS FILM ON HIS IPOD FOR IPOD VIEWING!!!! How cool is that shit?!? FUCKING COOL THAT'S HOW COOL!!! Here is a picture of the movie playing on his IPod. I would like to bestow upon bowser724 this website's greatest honor of Coolest Person Alive. If he tells people this at Dunkin' Donuts, he gets a free Dunkaccino.
Well, not really, but that'd sure be cool, huh?
9th August, 2003
We actually got the whole movie up on the "INTERNET." You can download it now from the movie page if you like hurting yourself!! In addition, every other page (ceptin' the trailer page) has been updated in keeping with the situation. The big secret is that the whole movie's actually been up for quite some time now! And we just didn't tell you! Hahahaha!
15th June, 2003
This page be up! The trailer is up for download! Go to the trailer page now!! Goddammit!! Oh, you can also go to every other page (they are called Movie, About, and Troubleshooting respectively) and check out what the haps about everything else is too. NICE!!
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