Oh, hello there, inquisitive Sally. It's so good to see you. The answer to this question is very simple.

The sequel to this film, 2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis, is, in all seriousness, far superior to this one. I'd dare say that a good bit of it is even fun to watch. However, there will likely be things in the sequel that will befuddle you if you are not familiar with the original production.

Now, as much as we personally enjoy the overall foolishness of the first movie, we recognize that watching the whole of it may be something of a chore for many people. I once saw it explode a whole child. One moment he was watching it and then the next...where did that exploded child come from? It was sad. More impressive, but also sad.

So we've included these little blurbs that spoil the respective plot arcs (that's right, there are arcs) of all the characters and some of the more pertinent objects and locales.

Your next question, you with all the free time, is likely something to the effect of, "Why the hell didn't you just include one big synopsis of the entire film?" Well, here's why. Although we do acknowledge the suffering that is part and parcel of the viewing of The Enchanted Nemesis, we think most of you should be able to suck it up and buckle down and grit your teeth and power through and just watch the damn thing. It's not all bad (unless you think it is, I guess), if you experience the plot through text you'll miss all the (attempts) at comedy and action and goodness, and we've included a number of different formats and file sizes for you to download so there should be something there you can stomach...in theory.

So the "ruin" pages tell you the arc of each character and focus specifically only on one character at a time. This way, you are forced to pick your way around and make all the connections between characters by your lonesome!! That's right! They are informational pages that are deliberately designed to be a hassle!!!

I'm sure I know that these pages are basically worthless because, really now, if you're interested enough in the movies to actually watch one, you'd probably go ahead and watch both. I can't really even imagine the type of madman I've invented who is so interested in the second film that he goes through the trouble of piecing together the first movie's plot, but adamantly refuses to actually watch the thing.

I think the most likely use of these pages is this then:

Perhaps you started downloading the film and the download broke near the ending or you like some of the movie, but you're finding it quite tiresome to actually watch the whole thing. You can stop it, check out a couple of these pages and understand the gist, then move on to the far superior sequel, which is so darn rockin' that NO RUIN PAGES HAVE BEEN PROVIDED! HO HO!!! We are sure of ourselves all right.

Anyway, it all really boils down to the fact that, as demonstrated on this very page, I just started typing stuff and never had the good sense to stop. Please enjoy yourself!!!